As someone who teaches piano to people of all ages, and mainly children, I hear some unhinged comments on a pretty regular basis. Over the past couple years, both with students I teach now, and those I have taught in previous jobs, I have been collecting quotes in a little notes app on my phone, and I want to share some of the highlights here.
(Image description: Quote that reads: congratulations, you are now a professional cat)
I honestly do not remember the context for this quote, but the student who said it absolutely loves cats, so I consider this to be a pretty high compliment.
(Image description: Quote that reads: Forte! I’m loud every day!)
Guessing by the way his father laughed, I am going to assume this kid is in fact quite loud every day. 10/10, excellent understanding of the word “forte”, good job implementing new vocabulary.
(Image description: Quote that reads: You’re the piano expert)
First off, she was not in fact trying to flatter me and earn an extra piece of candy. She said this in such a nonchalant manner, as though simply stating a well-known fact. I am honored, although I am certainly not the piano expert.
(Image description: Quote that reads: You need romance in your life)
0/10. Ma’am please, I am just trying to teach a piano lesson. I do not need to be called out like this.
(Image description: Quote that reads: Well it’s rude not to say “I love you”)
After piano class, this student told me “Goodbye, I love you”, although I only see her for 30 minutes per week. Upon further elaboration, it is clear she is being polite and demonstrates an excellent grasp of etiquette. It was so pure and innocent, and although I do not teach her any more, I hope she continues to brighten the world with her kindness.
(Image description: Quote that reads: I always like mac and cheese. It’s so mac-y and cheesy!)
Fun trivia fact: Beethoven’s favorite food was mac and cheese and my student enthusiastically agreed while providing indisputable evidence as to why mac and cheese is so likeable.
(Image description: Quote that reads: My brain hurts from school. I thought too hard.)
You know what, same. My brain also hurts from school. That being said, if you teach classes or tutor after the school day, please be mindful that your students are likely to be tired and restless after spending a full day in the classroom.
(Image description: Quote that reads: Sorry, I can’t hear you over me vibing)
This makes me wonder how I can teach a music class that mainly requires listening.
(Image description: Quote that reads: Does like a quarter of the world know about this business?)
A quarter of the world knowing about this business somewhat defeats the purpose of a small business. Not even a quarter of my town knows about this business. I appreciate the vote of confidence on the level of my fame though, and am grateful to say that enough people know about this business that I can pay rent.
(Image description: Quote that reads: You can be my stepmom!)
While I appreciate the sentiment, I am just a college student, and I do not think her father wants her to play matchmaker.
That is all the quotes I have to share for now. I hope you got a good laugh, as I did when I heard them, although some comments may have rendered me temporarily speechless. Even in the chaos of life, I hope you can find many things to make you laugh this month.